TV

"You need to use your headphones or go upstairs + turn on your TV + shut the door so you can turn it up really loud."

Grandma doesn't believe in privacy

"It has nothing to do with whether Mary is here or not. It has to do with whether you are invited. I invited you in."

We don't trust you alone Grandma

"Mary is going somewhere with Kim. I am not leaving you by yourself without dinner. Please get your shoes. Hurry."

Blanket Washin'

"Mom. We have had that blanket for 20 years.You gave it to us. I think we know how to wash it."

Corks

"Would you like a cork? 2 corks. One for each side of your nose. Maybe it will help you stop sneezing!"

Charles Manson

"We talked about Charles Manson + his followers yesterday"

Almonds

"RAW ALMONDS NO SALT LOTS OF PROTEIN"

Pills?!

"I thought you just got a B12 injection. He said all they did was a shot and a check-up. Did you take pills?"

Doors

"You can't hear it but you slam the door. Axl jumped."