Tub

"I am going to take a bath. Could u please keep the doors shut + locked while I am in the tub."

55 Degrees

"55 degrees F pretty cold outside."

"Some people R CRAZY. We must keep them out. I am going to make u a key." (The 94 was written because she keeps saying she's 93, although she just recently turned 94."

Lebanon Bologna

"Lebanon Bologna looks like it has small pieces of fat in it and to me it smells sorta like shoe polish. Compared to scraple it's a delicacy. It probably keeps u young."

Toilet Troubles

"When a toilet is stopped up you cannot flush it twice. It will over flow."

Limb

"A big limb fell in the backyard. SET THE TABLE."

TV

"You need to use your headphones or go upstairs + turn on your TV + shut the door so you can turn it up really loud."

Grandma doesn't believe in privacy

"It has nothing to do with whether Mary is here or not. It has to do with whether you are invited. I invited you in."

We don't trust you alone Grandma

"Mary is going somewhere with Kim. I am not leaving you by yourself without dinner. Please get your shoes. Hurry."

Blanket Washin'

"Mom. We have had that blanket for 20 years.You gave it to us. I think we know how to wash it."

Corks

"Would you like a cork? 2 corks. One for each side of your nose. Maybe it will help you stop sneezing!"

Charles Manson

"We talked about Charles Manson + his followers yesterday"

Almonds

"RAW ALMONDS NO SALT LOTS OF PROTEIN"

Pills?!

"I thought you just got a B12 injection. He said all they did was a shot and a check-up. Did you take pills?"

Doors

"You can't hear it but you slam the door. Axl jumped."

The South

"We are in the South. There are allot [sp] of bugs. We don't like to leave the door open. Therefore we don't make trips to the compost for one small item at a time. We try and do it all at once."

Bath

"I never said you had to take a bath. I said I was going to give Axl a bath"