Thursday, October 8, 2009

Tub

"I am going to take a bath. Could u please keep the doors shut + locked while I am in the tub."

55 Degrees

"55 degrees F pretty cold outside."
"Some people R CRAZY. We must keep them out. I am going to make u a key." (The 94 was written because she keeps saying she's 93, although she just recently turned 94."

Lebanon Bologna

"Lebanon Bologna looks like it has small pieces of fat in it and to me it smells sorta like shoe polish. Compared to scraple it's a delicacy. It probably keeps u young."

Toilet Troubles

"When a toilet is stopped up you cannot flush it twice. It will over flow."

Limb

"A big limb fell in the backyard. SET THE TABLE."

Thursday, September 10, 2009

TV

"You need to use your headphones or go upstairs + turn on your TV + shut the door so you can turn it up really loud."